Monday, September 25, 2006

When Worlds Collide...

I love it when football and my career come head to head. Norman Chad from today's column in WaPo:

Q . Redskins offensive coordinator Al Saunders has a 700-page playbook. Wouldn't you think some of those plays are designed to produce touchdowns? (Ken Alexander; Seattle)

A . The problem with Saunders's 700-page playbook is that it's not indexed. So it takes a really, really long time to find the right play.

Let that be a lesson for y'all: don't forget to index. Maybe that's why our QB stank up the joint until yesterday...

1 comment:

swankette said...

Now that your QB (who I've dropped off my fantasy team) is not stinking up the joint can you do something about that wide receiver of yours he's supposed to throw to that goes by the name of Santana Moss? Thanks!